- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

If life gives you lemonade.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Oh, right

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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