What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Women can vote? wtf

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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I agree

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Women drivers...

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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