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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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