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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

kennah campion when she talks

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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