- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

I once did something.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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