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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Whats worse than a joke? This

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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