- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What did the old man say? Im old

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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