Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Fat people

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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