Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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silver bullet?

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Anti Joke

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