Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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