- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

this is stupid .... yep

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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