- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

A jew enters a mall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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