Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Title IX

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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