Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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