You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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