Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

A blonde dies Lololol

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Anti Joke

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