Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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