How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Fat people

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guess what what ...

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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