Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

osama bin laden is dead

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What's 9+10 Ebola

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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