What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Penis

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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