- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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