- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Gustavo Andrade

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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