- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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