Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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okay so theres this guy.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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