A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Penis chickens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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