- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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