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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

I was watching Fox news.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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