- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

So these two girls have a cup .

What's 2+2? Fish

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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