- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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