A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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lets bomb africa

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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I love you

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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