mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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