- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Yo mama so fat.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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