- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

penis

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Click here for free sandwich.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Where's my baby??

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??