- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

race-car = rac-ecar

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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