- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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