What's brown and sticky? A stick

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Justin Beiber

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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