- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

if got a joke if fogot it

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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