So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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