- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Bob Saget that is all

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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