In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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