- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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