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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

i like turtles

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

The EPA.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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