- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Beka has AIDS

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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