- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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