whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Womens rights

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

I hate blackniggers

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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