- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

The GOV and the WHO?

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

I like that, but why am I happy?

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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