- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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