- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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