Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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A gay man watches football.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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flavin's head

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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