- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Sir, your wife is dead

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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