What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The FCC

thumb_up thumb_down -12

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Who wants $300? Me too.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

thumb_up thumb_down -12

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

You wanna see something really scary?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops