- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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