A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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I'm so punny.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Kevin and Ramin

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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