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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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