What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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