- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Want to hear a joke? No.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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