- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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