- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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