- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Matthew Wyckoff

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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