What's your blood type? Red.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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