- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

The GOV and the WHO?

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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