I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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