- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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