An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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