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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Flowers are colors Love me

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

what is 3+3= 8

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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