- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

sweating like antoni with a girl

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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