- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

the midget went to the midget store

What comes after 69? 70

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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