- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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