alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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don't just stand there

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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