- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Chick Norris... Enough said

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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