You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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knock knock come in !

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

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