Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Beka has AIDS

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

I was watching Fox news.

ur an fagit

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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