- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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