What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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