What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Penis

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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AIDS

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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