- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Racial Equality

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

What is red? A rock painted red

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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