Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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You're a big fat monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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