Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Vaginal secretions

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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