- Anti Joke

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.