- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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