Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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The WNBA

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Michael Brown

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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