I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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A whole 'nother.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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dead dibbs

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roy g biv

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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I agree

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