- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

tim has no humor

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What is both bold and brash? Fox

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

You're a big fat monkey.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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