- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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