- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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