- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

I just drank a cola.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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