So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

I like poop in my butt

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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