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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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