- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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