Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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