- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

penis

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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