- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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