- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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