- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

A storm be brewin!

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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