- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old she died

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Justin's life

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

anti jokes are for fags

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

The truth is he loves her!!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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