- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Screw it you write the joke.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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