- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

No soap radio

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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