- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Joke

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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