Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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