- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Guess what? Bananas

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Women's Rights

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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