what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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