What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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9/11 my birthday

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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