- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How old is victor? Half past dead

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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