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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Barack Obama

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