- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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