- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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