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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Where's the soap?

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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