- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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