- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

hey hey apple

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

I'm gay.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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