- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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