- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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