Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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run farther?

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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