- Anti Joke

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

A seal walks into a club.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

run farther?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!