- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

su algato es en fuego

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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