What fires shots? A gun

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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