- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Call of Duty is a good game.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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