This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Women's Rights

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

The WNBA.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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