- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Patriarchy.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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