What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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