So a blonde walks into a wall...

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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a man walked into a bar....

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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