curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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