An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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The truth is he loves her!!

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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