Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Bob Saget

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the WNBA.

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Religion.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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