Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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