your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

why are balck people black because they are

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

knock knock whos there? nobody

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

I need to start studying.

Women's Rights.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Anti Joke

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