- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

wanna hear a joke? yes

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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