- Anti Joke

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee