- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

your a vagina says you, your a booby

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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