- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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