Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

your mum

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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