What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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