- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What stops a train? A missile

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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