- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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