What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Gay republicans

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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