- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what do you call a black guy african american

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

why did the black guy die? cancer

black people

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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