- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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