- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man watches football.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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