No because your face is really f***** up.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A chicken walked into the bar...

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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