- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

where is the world?

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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