- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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