- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Stephen Hawking

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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