- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Knock Knock? Come in.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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