- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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