What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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why was Ralph depressed? Because his family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn’t quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family’s murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family’s killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer’s whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers’ home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers’ body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn’s life didn’t, and wouldn’t, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him “You’re finally home Ralph, you’re finally home.”

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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