- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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