- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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