- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

hi

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??