What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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