why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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