- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

PIED NINNY!

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Massie is a fatass

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Oh s***

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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