The child was fired from his job.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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