- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

poop.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??