- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A French man gets into a fight

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

pee

Go away still nothing to see

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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