Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

A sober Amy Winehouse

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

knock knock!? . . No.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

*prepares this to get negative votes*

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

woman's rights

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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