What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Anti Joke

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