- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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